Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

Beater's remorse by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

Beater Shades 

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

Beater Shades by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

Beater Blocker 

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

Beater Blocker by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

Beater Boos 

A Beater Boos, is a boy who is seemingly nice when first dated. This boy then becomes a big douche bag and cheats on his girlfriend. Beater Boos' are attracted to younger girls, specifically grade nine girls or younger, especially ones that are sluts. They are usually chubby chasers, getting turned on when their girl is able to scarf down two big macs in five minutes. A Beater Boos also likes to hit girls in the face for no apparent reason.

Dan: "Hey that guy just hit his fat girlfriend!"
Mike: "Dude, I know that girl, she gets around."
Dan: "Must be a Beater Boos."

Beater Boos by MR.CLEANLINESS15 January 7, 2010

beater's curve 

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

beater's curve by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

Beater fag

Beater Fag, not to be confused with Theater Fag, is a gay male that is washed up and anywhere from 30 and above. Rode hot hard and wet back in the day.

Man Raymus is such a beater fag. He started working at Rue 21 just to pick up aspiring crystal queens.

Beater fag by Haylie/Margaret December 31, 2016

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

beater's leg by DTB4 April 5, 2018