boards on a board rack 

meaning to be close to, i.e. it is the vocal form of the hand gesture when someone crosses their fingers to mean "me and her, we're like *this*". can be abbreviated to just "boards".

"me and jez are boards on a board rack, i tell u"

boards on a board rack by karis November 1, 2004

on the board 

The girl you've got your eyes on

Dude your ex is on the board

on the board by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017

Two nails on a board 

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

Two nails on a board by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

dunking on the board 

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

dunking on the board by kurt April 22, 2005

goin on a board bender 

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

goin on a board bender by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

All wolves jumping on one bear 

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.

Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.

All wolves jumping on one bear by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

Throw your balls on the cutting board by DJBitz October 18, 2010