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a child who flexes that he has a roblox girlfriend but in reality it is just a 70 year old pedo in his front yard a bout to molester him and traumatize him for the rest of his life but he is thicccccccccccccccccccc
Barry by child hood obesity August 19, 2019
The sexiest man alive he loves kids and eats a lot of food he is very stupid and is trash at most video games if u we’re to look up sexiest man alive a picture of Barry would come up saying he has a big willy
Barry is so sexy
Unusually large white man that thinks he looks good in a thong. Usually attached, but enjoys things in the anus.
Sarah: Did you see that guy?? Gross,,

Lisa: Oh its just a Barry...
Barry by avail202 November 7, 2010
When a friend stands you up, maintaining that he is on his way and definitely coming to meet you, until you receive a text message half way through the meet up.

"Sorry guys I can't make it tonight. Work stuff."
Dave: Where's Brad?
Steve: He's doing a Barry mate!
Barry by slt669 October 20, 2015
A typical, chavvy, culturally oblivious, British man when abroad. Usually seen in or near bar/club areas, drinking what anyone who doesn't have to share brain cells would consider a "girly" drink.

Categorised by wifebeater vest, England tattoos, pale skinned and/or sunburnt, loud and aggressive for no reason, calls everyone "mate" (especially people he dislikes), and has seemingly no control over when he calls someone a "cunt". Think "The Only Way Is Essex", "Geordie Shore", Magaluf, Ibiza, etc. They probably like Lil Jon, too.

Called a "Barry" because they usually have some shit name like Barry or Kevin or Kieran or Shane.
"I was really enjoying a quiet drink by the sea, until a load of Barry's turned up and started chugging Carling."

Person A: "Excuse me, would you mind just moving a bit so I can get to the bar?"
Barry: "awwight m8, sorry, didn't realise u own the place, yer cunt, I'll just fuckin' move out yer way shall I m8?? yeh don't mention it, wateva m8, u go where u please, ya cunt, fuckin' ENGLAAAAANND."
Person A: "...I just want to get a drink"
Barry: "twat"
Barry by jurphy July 18, 2014
I am your barry u will do what I say
Barry by Dads Anonymous November 15, 2019