Coyote Awakening

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This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.

"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."

Coyote Awakening by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014

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fuck you awake

“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.

As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”

fuck you awake by Nikita O. November 7, 2020

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The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"

Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?

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