Airport Crush

(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.

Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.

Airport Crush by Crackerposting_Throwaway July 2, 2023

Airport Alcoholic 

Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.

Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.

Airport Alcoholic by Journofist June 16, 2018

Airport Crush

A girl/boy that you are instantly attracted to, like love at first sight that you see when departing or arriving at an airport. There are 5 stages of luck; he/she notices you, they start a conversation with you, they are on the same flight as you, they are at the same accomodation as you and finally, you are lucky enough to exchange socials.

When i went on holiday to (location name) I saw my airport crush, he/she was beautiful.

Airport Crush by joebeanz April 12, 2022

Airport High School pt.2 

To continue on what the previous author said. Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
Airport High School is also home to some of the biggest hoes you could ever meet. There are some girls who have herpes, some people are balding, one in particular has HIV, they know who they are. Airport High School is home of people who have trash tattoos, people who need to learn to take a fucking shower and teachers that straight up flirt with students. The students also don’t know how to find a place to sit, the students crowd the 400/500 intersection and stand there blocking people who are trying to get to the busted ass vending machines. There’s one teacher at the school who likes to complain about how horrible students are even though he verbally harassed half of the class. Welcome to Hell my children. May god have mercy on you all.

Airport High School Pt.2 Enjoy

Airport High School pt.2 by TrishaPaytasBaddiez January 3, 2019

airport baggage claim 

When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.

I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.

airport baggage claim by Whoever2 July 16, 2015

airport rules 

When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.

They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.

Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.

8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"

airport rules by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020

Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare

My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.

Airport Dad by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023