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squirmy wormy 

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
squirmy wormy by helislapp November 28, 2022
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Squirmy Wormy 

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.
Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.
Squirmy Wormy by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023

Squirmy Wormy 

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
Squirmy Wormy by sailornova November 6, 2024

spermy the wormy 

A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens
Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy 

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

Worm Odyssey 

The greatest game ever fabricated by a human mind. Nearly incomprehensible and indescribable to the brain of a mere mortal. Also the first game to have the rumble feature on the SNES.
The last guy I explained Worm Odyssey to kinda went insane…he kinda got into a coma.

Worm On A String 

Worm On A String is your best friend! He loves you very very much. And you also love him. They are cute, fuzzy and have beautiful eyes. And they’re available in al the mc freakin’ colors you want! If your worm is lonely, buy him a friend. You can also make a giant worm, this is the ultimate life form.
Person one: Hey what you got there?
Person two: Oh it’s just my best friend, Worm On A String!