The plastic tampon applicator that is found on a beach after a high tide or a storm surge.
Normally found by children who play in the sand. To save embarrassment or an in-depth conversation with a 3 year old you simply dismiss the buried treasure by non-chalantly saying "Oh honey, you just found a sea whistle!" Then you blow into the top of it to make a sound. You and your children will laugh for hours!!
For added fun you can send the kids on a sea whistle treasure hunt!! gather enough sea whistles
and you can sting them together and make a necklace!
During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?
Intentionally engaging in act until you are told or made to stop.
Originated when a group of friends would go to the beach and swim out into the ocean until the lifeguards would blow the whistle to make them come back.
When drinking at a bar it may not be a good idea to swim for the whistle.
Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
The BEST Canadian pilsner in fact the BEST Canadian beer. Originating from Toronto, brewed to the highest of german standards. Crisp and clean in taste with a grassy aftertaste. First founded under the name of Three Fired Guys which if you look at a bottle you can still find TFG. The crowning glory of this brew is that it is made with all natural ingredients ( only four in fact) and does not use high gravity brewing techniques that are the standard for most larger breweries, this means hangovers do not occur after drinking large quantities. The Brewery itself is located in an old train turn station which is quite fitting because of the name yet this is not the inspiration for the name. steamwhistle.com The Good Beer Folks!
You need three things. 1) A reasonably dry and shaven butthole with a fart prepared 2) A train conductors hat 3) At least one 8 ball of cocaine. A man strips naked, puts the cocaine up his butt, and bends over onto his hands and knees. A lucky recipient then puts their nose near the man's butthole, grabs his balls in one hand, and then pulls down to release a fairytale railroad fart cloud of cocaine. The person pulling the balls must wear the conductors hat while the man farting the cloud of coke must make a train whistle noise when excavating.
I dont have time to commute, so the irondequoit steam whistle is the only travel i do.