Vernon Koekemoer 

Vernon Koekemoer is one of the newest internet viral celebrities and also an international tough guy.

He is the new Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined into one awesome entity.

His first appearance was at the H20 party in Boksburg, Johanesburg, South Africa wearing the ultimate clothing to show off his body.

Someone seeing how epic he was, photographed him and placed the photo on the internet and as we all know, its all viral from there.

Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.

Vernon Koekemoer by Sogoro January 10, 2009

Vernon Hills 

A Rich town near Lake forest. Kids in this town drink, smoke, and gamble alot. Most girls are hot but have been around the block a couple of times or haventeven been up to bat.

Dude tina's hot but shes been around the block like 4 times

Vernon Hills by Joe Fisby February 12, 2005

Vernon Township High School 

VTHS is a school where most of the extremely caucasion students refuse to accept the fact that there is no African blood in them. Although it is ranked one of the top 10 schools in NJ, anyone who goes here will simply go to SCCC just to continue living with their parents, saying that they're going to move to California and yet never do.

Also, you can get a contact high just by walking through the halls. Which is pretty bonkers considering the fact that, well, ITS ONE OF THE TOP TEN SCHOOLS IN THE FUCKING STATE. And due to the recent budget cuts (THANK YOU CHRISTIE YOU FAT FUCK YOU) this school has gone to an even bigger shit.

It's funny how the only thing I learned to do in Vernon Township High School was how to hide track marks.

Vernon Township High School by Pseudonymonious March 21, 2011

Vernon NJ 

Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of northern New Jersey right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious Mountain Creek, where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun the fuck out of them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep your dog outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.

You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.

1: “Yo, we out to Vernon NJ to scoop some biddies?”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”

Vernon NJ by Reckless Dank Crip August 10, 2019

Vernon, NJ 

Vernon, NJ is a small town where the only attraction or place to go is mountain creek water park / ski resort. All of the locals work at mountain creek at minimum wage and most of the people are high school kids who never got a degree. The rest of the locals work at pizzarias, any diner that hasnt burned down or maybe the local bar. Half the people who graduate from vernon highschool are dead from overdosing on drugs, snowboarding accidents, or they have 3 to 4 kids by now. Anyone who grew up in Vernon knows its a trash town and if you stay there you will end up loser scum, which they mostly are. The plus side is theres a run down playboy club where the locals get drugs from and the police are always around. Besides going to the town over to highland lakes, to be a hick and fish and offroad at cherry ridge illegally. Most of the people in vernon own shitty cars or jeeps and do drugs at the "condos" aka "condo rats" where they all hang out to be alcoholics at kites, the local bar, or smoke and be ignorant.

Where are you from?
Oh, Im from Vernon, NJ
Oh wheres that?

Ever heard of Morristown?
Yes I know where that is!
Its no where near that in the woods.
Oh.

Vernon, NJ by Pdominate June 3, 2018

Vernon CTC

Vernon Cadet Training Center in British Columbia, Canada. AKA Literal hell. Holds 1500 cadets at once so being a introvert is not a option.

Cadet 1: What camp did you get accepted into?
Cadet 2: Basic Expedition..
Cadet 1: Where?
Cadet 2: Vernon CTC
Cadet 1: RIP

Vernon CTC by Lucythekid May 13, 2019

vernon's server 

A greater comfort than I ever could imagine, my second home. a place with unique people who get along in the weirdest ways and an inseparable bond that nothing can replace something I always look forward to at the end of a long day or when I first wake up in the morning. nothing can beat how much I admire Vernon's server and how much I adore each and every person in it.

Person: what is Vernon's server?

Me: lol its something

vernon's server by hansolps4 May 1, 2022