twingling 

Like jingling a set of keys, but with your body.

Did you see that girl on the dance floor? She was twingling all night!

twingling by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

twirling the bat 

When you're patiently waiting for your boner to subside and the girl you're with keeps finding ways to brush up against it, thus preventing you from returning to your partying.

Dude, I kept trying to leave the room to go back to the dance floor but my girlfriend kept twirling the bat.

twirling the bat by Tommissy December 31, 2013

twilingual

Understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the Twilight saga.

person 1:I absolutely wish I could phase I would love to be a member of Jacob's pack...Do you even understand what I am talking about?
Person2: Of course I do...I am completely twilingual.

twilingual by katie731 February 6, 2009

Twirling the Ballerina 

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

Twirling the Ballerina by dominic208 September 7, 2009

twirling 

Twittering IRL (in real life). Status updates and announcements made in real life interactions (e.g., in person or over the phone), but delivered in the style of a third person twitter, facebook status, etc.

Example #1 (Sitting in the same room):
Tam: Tam is going to the gym.
Dan: Thanks for twirling.

Example #2 (Standing in the kitchen together):
Dan: Dan just finished his coffee.
Dan: Dan is making more coffee.
Dan: Dan's out of sugar, ack!
Tam: Stop twirling!

Example #3 (Dan calls Matt):
Matt answers.
Dan: Dan is driving to the store to get coffee.
Dan hangs up.
Matt: wtf?

twirling by gkarma December 9, 2008

twickling

rubbing bodyparts together, resulting in an awful annoying sound

rubbing toes together

twickling by keri kirchhefer July 14, 2005

twirling penguins 

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

twirling penguins by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011