Retro Toasted 

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

Retro Toasted by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

nicely toasted 

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

nicely toasted by george January 20, 2005

Bang Toasted 

an interjection used after a diss or a phrase that is important. Use it as you would use boom roasted.

I am a thousand times better than you BANG TOASTED

Bang Toasted by Oreosareyummy February 11, 2010

tated 

To get a permanent tattoo on your butt for your own or on someone else's birthday without any parental consent needed.

- Uhm so for mha birthdayy i wnt yuh tew qet - mha name tated on yah butt //

- so for mha birthdayy i wnt yuh tew qet...... "who r yuh yuh dont even no meh" tated on yah but //

tated by tatetoo January 16, 2011

ToastedBagels

a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.

"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."

ToastedBagels by her Baked Brethren September 18, 2013

Toasted Cheese Sandwich 

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

Toasted Cheese Sandwich by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

i tooted 

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

i tooted by Onoitooted July 27, 2017