Toad 

ugly girl

Eww she's a fucking toad

Toad by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009

toad 

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

toad by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005

toad 

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

toad by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

Toad 

A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.

"Man that is one dirty toad!" *points*

Toad by KipStain November 30, 2010

Toad 

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

Toad by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016

toad 

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

toad by beese September 2, 2008

toad 

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

toad by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 6, 2010