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Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Tile Ass by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
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tile (tyler, MandarinCheetoh) 

A really mature 11-year old. He can keep a secret, and says pog a lot. The other boys in the server are like his dads. Pretty cool guy, has his flaws.
tile (tyler, MandarinCheetoh):

maria: shut up t͟i͟l͟eΝŸπŸ™„
luanna: yeah what she said πŸ™„πŸ™„
tylah: ;(

Tile bathroom 

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is muscular. He’s built like a tile bathroom.
Tile bathroom by Cobyalumfred December 30, 2020

tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.
Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.

Tile head 

I’m sick and tired of all these tile heads over charging me in gasta Fiona
Tile head by Froa May 19, 2023

tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.