The ol' Sword in the Stone 

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

The ol' Sword in the Stone by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

Pooping in the Stone Age 

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

Pooping in the Stone Age by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

The stone tablet 

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.

A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.

The stone tablet by Tacomaster88 May 30, 2008

Queens of the Stone Age 

the band from which the best music comes from

Shit, QOTSA is fucking awesome.

Queens of the Stone Age by just57 November 3, 2003

Swinging the Scones 

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

Swinging the Scones by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

sword in the stone 

The act occurs when a couple are having sex without a condom and the male does not "pull out" before ejaculating. The idea is that he is suppose to but it feels too good or he just doesnt give a fuck.

"I had sex with Hannah last night and fell victim to the sword in the stone, i busted inside of her."

sword in the stone by NeonBlack26 July 18, 2009

The Stone God 

The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.

Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"

"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."

"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."

The Stone God by Crazy Max April 4, 2009