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Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.
sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

sam in the kitchen 

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*

Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" 

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"

nothing was the same

The title of Drake's 2013 album. Or just a phrase people say when someone or something has changed. Idk I guess they think its dramatic or whatever.
His album includes songs lik started from the bottom from time feat the sexy jhene aiko.

The phrase is like saying omg nothing was the same after I met this girl. She changed me man.

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.
"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

Twice off the same hard 

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.
'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'