ready the pole 

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

ready the pole by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

Greasing the Pole by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

The south pole 

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.

She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!

The south pole by Balls12022 January 20, 2022

the north pole

where santa claus is from.

santa claus is from the north pole

the north pole by ttommass February 24, 2007

The North Pole

This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!

I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!

The North Pole by Fire John Fox October 30, 2009

Declare War on the North Pole Day 

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

Declare War on the North Pole Day by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010