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T-bag and crumpets 

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
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When someone is asleep and you stick your balls in there mouth.
I T-Bagged my friend when he was the first one to fall asleep.
T-bag by YEA BOI December 28, 2007
The action of your scrotum against a girl's chin when you have your penis in her mouth — similar to a tea bag hanging out of a cup of tea.
Get on your knees and t-bag my balls!
t-bag by silly_sad_machine October 6, 2006
The art of suckling man luggage
t-bag by Rockin The Poi March 7, 2009
When a guy comes up when someone is sitting down and put his testicles on their head.
t bag by mary poppins is awesomee January 5, 2011
to place ones scrotem in to her mouth, and then dab the drips upon her for-head,

try it she loves it!
"i gave Lydia a t-bag and doubled dipped"
t-bag by Jules November 23, 2003
When someone is passed out, you pull out your balls and lay them on that persons face.
I t-bagged her last night cause she passed out.
t-bag by Jiminie Cricket September 10, 2003