surface piercing turd 

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

surface piercing turd by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

Surface AIDS 

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

Surface AIDS by JLamprey June 23, 2022

surface area 

Term for a woman's breasts.

Just checkin out your surface area.
Nice surface area!

surface area by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

surface dive 

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.

“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)

surface dive by pthomas625 November 22, 2007

surface breath 

When one has breath so pungent that a two foot circumference of the vilest stench hovers permanently around the said individual regardless of whether his/her mouth is open.

Jesus Christ! That bastard's surface breath is so horrific that I feel compelled to vomit.

surface breath by The Badger August 5, 2003

surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

surface tension by TRJ229 July 18, 2009

Surface Rush 

The act of swimming to the water's surface after diving underwater

The surface rush was hard after diving so deep.

Surface Rush by Chexd October 15, 2008