straightners 

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

straightners by Colette February 24, 2004

straightener 

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

straightener by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005

Straighten the fuck up. 

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

Straighten the fuck up. by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015

straightenable 

having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...

hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho"

straightenable by lisa_colesy February 11, 2008

straighten up 

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.

I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?

straighten up by zip10011 June 11, 2010

straightner 

Girl who is very physically atractive, so that the men who happen to be talking to her reach a state of arousal. Usually a 20 something girl.

when talking to a friend about a co-worker... "have you seen Clarissa in accounting? Man what a straightner !!"

straightner by andomatic April 9, 2009

The Straightening 

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening

The Straightening by BrokenShower December 14, 2018