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Final Stage of Boredom

The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.
John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.
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Brezhnev Stage 

The stage in an ideology's dominance where people under its dominance pretend to believe in it to avoid getting into trouble.

Usually implies that, despite or even because of the pretence involved, most people are hostile to the ideology, and are barely restrained from voicing their displeasure or disbelief by fear of dire consequences.

Named after Leonid Brezhnev, former leader of the USSR, whose rule saw a massive outbreak of cynicism about the ruling elite, and the attitude of "We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."
Guy: What did you think of that diversity seminar?
Jules: I think those people are nuts. At least half of white America is at the Brezhnev stage with diversity and affirmative action. The other half hasn't been mugged yet.
Brezhnev Stage by eckyecky October 8, 2011

Stage Hard 

When you get a boner whilst performing on stage. Unfortunately you can't do much about it and continue performing.
I went to see Equius last week. The actor had such a stage hard when touching that horse. Poor bloke had to face downstage once or twice.
Stage Hard by Kazaliste May 28, 2011

Sanger Zonvolt 

The Over Zelous German Samurai for the series SRW. He piolots the Grunguts type 0 in OG 1 and the type 3 as well as the Dygengaurd. During a combat sequence he and his evil clone destroyd a building capable over holding up to the apochalyps.
Don't make me Sanger Zonvolt ur ass

Shut up and listen! Iam Sanger Zonvolt! I am the sword that smites evil!
Sanger Zonvolt by Vyrkin September 30, 2011
To drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at the same time
Davy's favorite song to listen to while staggering was Creedence Clearwater Revival's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine". He was always in a good mood after that.
Stagger by Millennial Hippie June 19, 2023

Braggadocio Stage 

The first six months of a woman's engagement, when her number one priority is informing as many people as possible that she's engaged and/or showing off her wedding ring as much as possible.
It's difficult to get anything done in the office while Suzy is still in the Braggadocio Stage. All she does is talk about the wedding.
Braggadocio Stage by Undeployed March 28, 2010

Rabbit Stage 

The stage of a relationship in which the couple is banging constantly, rendering the couple incapable of any social contact with the outside world.
"Did you hang out with Trey this weekend?"
"Nah, he and Gabby are in the Rabbit Stage... Haven't seen either of them in months."
Rabbit Stage by Ack1616 May 1, 2015