Somerset 

a large cock, also a small town in Southeastern Mass., but usually a large cock.

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I suck somerset.
You suck somerset.

Somerset by the rabbi March 30, 2005

Somerset 

Somerset is a county located somewhere in the South West of England. No-one really knows where it is as it is a flat and boring area that the rest of Britain drives through on the M5 whilst on the way to nice places such as Devon or Cornwall. They are responsible for the invention of cider and worship it like a god. The Wurzels came from there but nobody gives a shit. The rednecks/hill-billies of England.

It was more disgusting than the back of a Somerset pub.

Somerset by JamsPM October 28, 2011

somerset county 

A boring ass county sandwiched between Middlesex (Rutgers crowds) and Hunterdon (New Hope extension) crowds. There is absolutely nothing to to here. Everyone hangs out in Somerville just cos there is no place else to go on a Friday night. Full of either old, gettofied neighborhoods or bland, soulless cookie-cutter sprawl on former farmland. Ridiculously expensive for no good reason.

Person 1: Damn she acts like she got no life, where she from?

Person 2: I think Hillsborough, in Somerset County.

Person 1: Go figure, the middle of nowhere.

somerset county by suckafreemess February 28, 2011

somerset 

the act of taking an ice cream cone filled with ice cream and jamming a males testicles into it, thus far making the testicles very cold, then the girl uses the cone as a handle while giving the male oral sex.

My girlfriend gave me a somerset last night, so when i woke up this morning my balls were sticky, cold, and sore, it was one of the best things ever.

somerset by DOGANTHE1 May 5, 2011

somerset night 

The night of the dark, when people meet up at a pre arranged location, with cider and other random alchol and get wasted! Traditions include, Troy drinking, attempting to get the troy to drink!

I went down thee somerset night, and got wasted with troy and the lads

somerset night by Troy January 27, 2004

somerset academy key 

Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.

Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.

somerset academy key by dishurtsasf October 7, 2021

Somerset canyons academy

Somerset academy canyons is a hell hole. do not attend somerset in your life you will regret it with you whole life. some people there are kinda annoying but some of the people there are cool. but ms helfand and ms garvin are W teachers if we are being honest with you. lol

Somerset canyons academy is crazy fr

Somerset canyons academy by pooooooooooooooooopie head November 15, 2022