Shrek 

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.

Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)

Shrek by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is our God, our lord and our savior.

Guy 1: "I swear to God!"

Guy 2: "Don't swear to Shrek!"

Shrek by chounky March 12, 2019

Shrek 

An all powerful being. He is life, he is life. The sexiest creature to exist. Shaggy couldn’t beat him using all of his power.He is also Aurora’s husband.

Person 1:I sacrificed my sister to Shrek.
Person 2: I wish I was your sister

Shrek by WHY R ALL DA GOOD NAMES TAKEN April 9, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

Shrek by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.

Papi Shrek fisted me good last night.

Shrek by bowskis June 21, 2019

shrek 

The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.

Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...

shrek by Scooter69 July 5, 2009

shrek 

a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.

omg you look like shrek

oh thanks ig

shrek by shreksknee June 12, 2019