chamber of secrets 

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.

After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.

chamber of secrets by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007

The Chamber of Secrets 

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

The Chamber of Secrets by Dunhloke July 25, 2011

vaginal secretion 

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

vaginal secretion by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

Secretesque 

With The Secret revolutionizing 'optimism' and turning it into the fashionable idea of 'positive thinking', it is about time there was some recognition of the movement. This is where 'secretesque' comes from.

To put it simply, to be secretesque means to incorporate The Secret's concept of positive thinking.

I had a 'secretesque' day today, totally worked!

Secretesque by typesamantha April 16, 2011

secretsbyabel 

Popular instagram music page @secretsbyabel, formerly known as “theweekndshairstyle” is a music page owner but also a part-time fan page for pop/r&b artist, The Weeknd. First of all, he’s VERY sexy. he looks like a white boy, but he’s actually 3/4 mexican, and 1/4 black, believe it or not. he’s always right, and most definitely always horny. he really likes yeezus. that’s about it.

“have you seen the new secretsbyabel post?”

“yeah it made me very horny!”

secretsbyabel by daniel13ishorny December 26, 2019

secretsnakesshehe 

a person on tiktok. Do I know this person? No, but I am glad to make them their first urban dictionary. So here is what I know from looking at their account. They are cool and swag and use the pronouns she/they/he/skull/game. Very much fruity.

secretsnakesshehe is fruity.

secretsnakesshehe by Finhoeshi July 1, 2021

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

Verbal Secretion by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011