seat shit 

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

seat shit by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

seat cleat 

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

seat cleat by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016

seat cushion 

It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you

I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater

seat cushion by Grimmlife November 25, 2016

seat mech

One with superior knowledge in google, has lots of spare time, can fix anything with anything or nothing at all, beyond chuck norris, makes boredom look fun, life of the party(but not THAT guy or at least makes a good one), has unlimited power over women, and great skills in convincing women to do anything / the ultimate sex machine.

No example needed. If you can't understand, you are a moron or any other shop. Seat mech.

seat mech by trei56 April 3, 2008

Seat Shitting 

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

Seat Shitting by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Seat Shop 

The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.

Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.

Seat Shop by Sgt Martin December 9, 2008

seat savers platinum 

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.

Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.

seat savers platinum by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008