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Mr. Schiller 

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
Mr. Schiller by Dureiz March 24, 2011
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Scrill Kosby 

One of the best personal blogs on the internet. Although "S.K's" identity remains shrouded in mystery, it has been confirmed that he disdains long walks on the beach,
Person A: Ay, you seen Scrill Kosby lately?
Person B: Nah man. But just go to his website, I heard it had plenty of cool stuff. From politics to many other stuffs. Oops, I mean: "from politics to many other things."
Scrill Kosby by William Crosby October 12, 2010
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schwilly mama 

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.
Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.
schwilly mama by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007

scrillamonga 

It means, roughly, a gatherer of money or wealth. "Scrilla" is a term onse used by rapper E-40 to describe money or wealth of any sort. "Monga" is a shortened version of "monger" which would describe someone who traffics something (Think fishmonger or hatemonger).
To a friend who just got a high-paying job- "You are one dope scrillamonga."
scrillamonga by Kmaerathaetra November 5, 2007

scillion 

a number greater than a billion zillion
I wish I had a scillion dollars
scillion by sz0601a March 8, 2011

schuller 

The schuller is a hard nose bad ass son of a gun who doesnt take crap off of nobody.
Man that schuller dude punched that guy for asking him what time it was. Schuller is a hard ass!
schuller by Arkguy December 19, 2016

schellabby 

A pile of gross wet street sand and debris, usually picked up by sweepers in the spring time.
You guys missed that huge pile of schellabby on that pizza slice, south of the pork chop.
schellabby by Lockout June 9, 2018