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Safety Tap

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A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 5, 2011
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Safety Shirt

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Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021
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A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''
by Angel22222 November 13, 2013
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Safety pin

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Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)
Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020
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a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
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Safety First

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Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.
Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)
by DC NORML April 2, 2015
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safety pants

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Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.
I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.
by HallMonitor November 3, 2013
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