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Sweaty Stink Box 

When a guy has nasty, smelly, anal sex with his girlfriend in a sauna. After the sex session you will be extremely sweaty and ready to take a dump. The girl and the guy both take massive dumps on the griller inside the sauna and then both stand over the poop and waft the hot, burning, poop fumes for about 15 minutes.
Jason Barc and one of his ugly girlfriends have anal sex in the sauna and then poop on the griller. Then they stand over the griller and sniff the fumes for a weird sexual arousing time. There you have a sweaty stink box
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Sweaty Sergio

THE HOTTEST MAN AT FOLSOM MIDDLE
OH MY DO YOU SEE SWEATY SERGIO????? SO HOTTTTTTT
Sweaty Sergio by Coolkidonthablock September 17, 2019

Sweaty Shitbag 

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog
Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

Sweaty Spaghetti 

When you have fairly sweaty hair in your pubic region, You can trim (if your adventurous you may shave) Your dick hair. This hair is a great topping for Ice Cream, Pizza, Tuna fish, Facial Cum, Shit Porn Aftermath and last but not least, Sammy Blues fireman corn.
Last night i was eating this worst Pizza, So i went in my big bros room and shaved his dick hair, Bon Apetite. A delicious Pizza Sweaty Spaghetti Is delicious
Sweaty Spaghetti by Dbromance October 13, 2011

Sweaty swallow

Your partner is giving you a blow job and the man Accidentally lets his sperm go in to her mouth and she swallows the sperm
Sweaty swallow by Monky sex1 May 13, 2009

sweaty sammy

the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to masterbate, or some one else could can do it for you. When you don't have any lube.
person one: how was your weekend?

person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.

person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.
sweaty sammy by oliverclozeoff February 26, 2010

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft 

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.
I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"