Rules of Acquisition 

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

Rules of Acquisition by IrishCreem January 14, 2019

rules of screenshot 

If a woman screenshots a mans snap, she must send him a picture of her boobs as compensation.

She screenshotted my snap, it’s a good thing there are the rules of screenshot, she sent me pictures of her boobs after.

rules of screenshot by BIGHAIRYLARY August 12, 2019

Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.

"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."

Rules of Quidditch by thaggas December 15, 2011

rules of tumblr 

1. Never speak of Tumblr.
You'll regret it!

2. The Ask Box.
No one wants to see ten thousand questions for you on their dashboard.

3. Some things can be overblogged.
Tumblr loves: Megan Fox, Mean Girls, Kim Kardashian, and most of all CATS. Just get used to it

4. Quotes have nothing to do with the background.
Just reblog it. It's weird, I know, but that is another "getting used to" thing

5. Hnng
(;

6.People vent on Tumblr.
Most of Tumblr being a younger crowd, complains. And eventually you will too.

7. Don't steal pictures.
Definition of stealing a picture: right click, save picture, re upload to Tumblr. This is a definite NO NO on tumblr. just reblog it, and the person who uploaded it first will automatically get their credits (:

8. Tumblr isn't for homophobes
Tumblr is mostly people who support gay people, or lesbian/gay people themselves. We don't discriminate on Tumblr

9.Ignore the anons
Anons are people who write you a question in your ask box anonymously. Not all anons are bad, but 98 percent are.

10. Don't call anyone a "hipster"
Hipsters don't like it.

11. Sarcasm is OK
We all talk in sarcastic tones toward one another. It's not gonna change.

12. Tumblr crashes
"Error", "Not found", or the one that's hated the most "We will be back shortly". Don't fret, it will be back

If you would like some good examples of rules of tumblr. there's a video on youtube called "What you need to know about Tumblr". I got these rules from her, and she gives good examples

rules of tumblr by dcm123456 December 29, 2010

rules 1 and 2 

1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.

rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot

rules 1 and 2 by Daymoon April 9, 2008

Rules Replo 

The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.

Bill is such a Rules Replo, he tattled on me for doing my homework at school.

Rules Replo by zaduz December 7, 2007

Rules for thee and not for me

A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.

Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.

Rules for thee and not for me by Hym Iam December 3, 2020