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Regis High School 

The school that makes you question not if you are sducidal, but if you have the energy to kill yourself (the answer is no)

The school in which student body might never feel a women’s touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.

The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no one’s self esteem can get any lower.

The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.

The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
Hey! Do you go to Regis High School?

Yes! I do in fact have no social life.

Regis Philbin 

Regis Philbin- n.
The act of waking up early in the morning , ejaculating on the spot between your partner and you, and finally kissing her gently on the shoulder so that she wakes up and rolls onto the soiled region.
See also 'Al Roker', 'Matt Lauer'.
-After going to bed angry, Jonny woke up Michelle with a 'Regis Philbin'. Good Morning Sunshine.

-Unsuspecting, Kelly rolled over to return the gentle morning kisses her boyfriend had been bestowing upon her, only to meet the luke-warm, sticky, nasty reality of a 'Regis Philbin'.
Regis Philbin by Brocktoon May 21, 2006
Some part of your computer that does nothing but cause problem. Computer crashing? Probably has something to do with the registry. Unfortunately enough your average computer-user has no idea that the registry even exists.
Viruses, Spam, Ad-Ware, Hackers, and a screwed up Registry are all possibilities as to why your computer sucks ass.
Registry by K Jizzle October 26, 2005

net registry 

A Web Hosting & Domain Company that failed.

Usually referred to as NR
Net Registry fails at everything they touch.
net registry by egroj jorge May 15, 2008

regisexual 

"I'm sure he's a regisexual! We found him in his room with pictures of King Richard III. Boy, was he having fun."
An outfit consisting of a sport coat and an erect penis.
You should wear a Regis on our wedding night.
Regis by Shithead 1252 August 26, 2022