Christian Science Reading Room 

A bathroom.

Bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad shellfish.

Christian Science Reading Room by roqlobstr September 21, 2011

No stop reading this 

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

No stop reading this by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

selective reading 

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

selective reading by GbAbE September 9, 2018

stop reading garbage 

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

stop reading garbage by jj November 18, 2004

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story 

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story by DIE May 28, 2003

Soul Reading 

a Soul Reading is the idea that your soul has its own agenda and purpose. That we are alive on earth as individuals but that our souls also have goals and healing work to do. The souls agenda can be to heal past life Karma, healing wounds from past lives, and living out your purpose on earth.

A Soul Reading checks in on where your soul (and you) are on your path to healing. What are you doing well and what do you need to be focused on.

I received Soul Reading today and now I have more clarity about my purpose in life.

Soul Reading by HealingHelper November 18, 2016

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

Summer reading by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018