quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

quake master by The Firgof April 14, 2006

quake 3 

1) Code word for porn, since porn is usually kept in the Quake 3 folder.
2) Less common: A first person shooter

"Dude, ur quake 3 folder is HUGE!"

"Lets watch some quake 3"

Guy 1: "Let's watch some quake 3 together"
Guy 2: "No ur gay, I only watch quake 3 alone"

Less common: "Quake 3 is such a cool game! We should LAN sometime!"

quake 3 by Trollip July 31, 2007

quake news

updates on earthquakes.

We live on the San Andreas fault, so we check the quake news quite frequently.

quake news by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

quake shake 

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

quake shake by williambill February 29, 2008

Quake Monkey 

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

Quake Monkey by Brian September 10, 2003

Quake III Arena 

An arena shooter where it's impossible to get good in the current year because everyone still playing the game has 20+ Years of experiences

Quake III Arena? That one game from 1999?

Quake III Arena by Alec Bond September 2, 2020

quake pro 

me

"who's a quake pro"
"james"

quake pro by tacvomit March 23, 2021