Purity Guardian 

/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified

“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”

Purity Guardian by benchurch15 May 27, 2025

rice purity test 

the rice purity test is a purity test from rice university (no shit) that gives you a purity score with 0 being least pure and 100 being most pure

"ah, no shit that jenny is a 32 on the rice purity test!"

rice purity test by jemima williams April 20, 2018

the rice purity test 

a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.

hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!

the rice purity test by insxmniac May 20, 2022

German Purity Law of 1516 

The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.

The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.

Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.

German Purity Law of 1516 by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005

Technoquantum Purity 

Technoquantum Purity is the idea of creating quantum technology in its purest possible quantum form, leading to the Quantum Matter Purity where matter is in its purest possible quantum form. It can be used for quantum computers and for the development of quantum materials, which consequently can replace steel and even human biological matter.

"Technoquantum purity is a really interesting concept, even it would be necessary of the superquantum mechanics to work, we would just need of enough advanced technology for reach the technoquantum purity, then reaching the quantum matter purity."

Technoquantum Purity by Full Monteirism January 8, 2021

Olivia’s rice purity test 

3

Yo I got Olivia’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

Olivia’s rice purity test by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

defiling the purity ring 

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.

“Defiling the Purity Ring”

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

defiling the purity ring by Regina Filange June 15, 2023