Pexted

That guy I'm dating just pexted me.

Pexted by pennycan May 19, 2011

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potted

To become higher than high.

Damn Dawg, John was so potted last night after smokin that L.

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someone with a massive penis that can get any girl they want.

usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.

starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.

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A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

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When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

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Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

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clat patted means being dominated and destroyed in a video game

LOL, you just got absolutely clat patted mate.

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