onner-offer 

a female, who on some days you want to be on her and on other days you want to be off her

hey man, you bangin that girl over there?
It really depends, shes an onner-offer

onner-offer by SteveSmith2009 April 8, 2009

bribery offer 

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

bribery offer by foug January 11, 2005

Shower Offer 

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

Shower Offer by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

cutter offer 

Where you back out of some internet websites and search another more innocent one.

I did a cutter offer from porn to stop my mum from finding out.

cutter offer by Shietz July 1, 2016

counter-offer 

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.

During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.

counter-offer by QuacksO September 2, 2018

Rob offer 

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

Rob offer by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

onner-offer 

An Onner-Offer is the device that turns on and off the television,DVD, VCR. Its sometimes referred to as a remote control

Hey Dad I can’t find the Onner-Offer

onner-offer by Dan_Anthony September 14, 2021