settle your oats 

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

settle your oats by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

sow your oats 

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.

Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.

sow your oats by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008

Urinal Oats 

Noun: During a heavy night of drinking at a bar, the perpetrator thinks he needs to relieve himself and once he gets to the men's room he pukes into the urinal, leaving it for the next guy to view what appears to be "Urinal Oats"cereal.

Ed the bartender is not very happy that he needs to clean up the urinal oats left behind by Earl, the lightweight drunk.

Urinal Oats by Abe Vichoada September 8, 2010

fucking oats 

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

fucking oats by dickytim August 29, 2016

Ball & Oats 

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

Ball & Oats by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

overnight oats 

Late night sex.

Tom's in a good mood today - he must've had his overnight oats.

overnight oats by El Mattador May 3, 2016

feeling my oats 

feeling my oats means that someone are feeling themselves.drag queens mostly use this term.

I’m feeling my oats

feeling my oats by Xanthivia Hudak June 12, 2020