nothing 

1. An absence of anything/something.
2. A reply used when a person doesn't feel like explaining themselves.
3. When something is wrong but a person doesn't want to admit it, often used in conjunction with words such as okay and fine

In the black there was nothing.

Person one: What're you doing?
Person two: Nothing (as they continue to do something)

Nothing is wrong, I'm fine.

nothing by larry says hi October 29, 2005

Nothing 

Actually means a lot of something.

Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"

Nothing by Addison Montgomery February 27, 2009

Nothing 

No thing, according to Wikipedia

Jeff: What is this? *points at thin air*
Brian: Nothing.

Nothing by TheBrony27 June 15, 2013

Nothing 

the sound that u hear when someone gives you a comeback that is too deadly to say any thing

Person a: Aye, ur the load ur mom swallowed.

Evryone: hahahahahahah

Person b: well. atleast my mom can swallow. ur mom doesnt. her throat has stretchmarks

Person a:(nothing)

Evryone: hahahahahahahaha! XD

Nothing by meaty-mc'stein-son September 22, 2011

Nothing 

The answer people give to others after they have asked what they were saying when they weren't even paying attention

" What?" (cricket cricket) " Nothing. . . "

Nothing by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015

nothing 

i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.

Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?

nothing by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

nothing 

the punchline to a very tastless joke

whats better than having sex with an 11 year old asian boy?


nothing!

nothing by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005