person 1: "Hey look at this snake!"
genZ/young millennials/teen/kid/person 2: " Na there ain't no way that I'm coming over there to see that nope rope"
person 1: "It's just a king snake
person 2: " HOW DO
YOU KNOW THAT IT IS A KING SNAKE IT COULD BE A COTTON MOUTH."
person 1:" ....... dude do you even know what I do for a living I'm a herpetologist a scientist who studies snakes you have been my BOYFRIEND for 3
years we are engaged, and you are my fiancé We are almost married, you were my BOYFRIEND FOR THREE YEARS and I have worked with boa constrictors and you are asking me HOW I KNOW!!!"
person 2: " Okay my almost-husband sorry I installed you but you know I'm scared of snakes"
person 1: "Apology expected almost-husband now can you please come and try to see this beauty of a king snake please sweet heart <3 🥰"
person 2: " I love you sweetie "
person 1: "
I love you too"
person 2: " I love you but I'm not going to see the snake"
person 1: "ok fine now let's go see the
Eiffel Tower"
person 2: "I love being gay"
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