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Monkey Wrenched 

A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.
I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.
Monkey Wrenched by 321dwt December 8, 2010

Monkey Wrenching 

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.
John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

Monkey Wrenched 

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
Monkey Wrenched by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Money Wrench 

As a “monkey wrench” is used as a term to describe an unforeseen element that disrupts your plan or routine ... but a “Money Wrench” has the additional side effect of causing you lost money or wages.
I would love to finish the final steps of this project with you so we can get paid, but my on-call job is throwing me a “money wrench” .

Monkeywrenching 

A type of most oftenly illegal sabotage for the means of slowing down, or making it counter effective to continue with a certain activity. Or simply to spread chaos.

Often used by activist for ecodefense against government sanctioned activity (clear cutting, polluting, etc.) by means of spiking trees, sugar in gas tanks of equipment, etc. Can also used against the statis quo and corporate america by wheat pasting bill boards, filling pay phones with vanille pudding, etc.

The best monkey wrenchers are never caught because they usally work alone and never tell anyone of their doings for that is how one is caught.
I often like to monkeywrench on the weekends since I'm forced to take the corporate cockshaft 5 days a week.
Monkeywrenching by Rankojin July 15, 2004

monkeywrenched 

The act of having an imagined wrench thrown into a system to mess it up or change things drastically.

A term used to describe a BIG upset in a regular season football match-up; typically refers to the conference or championship the teams are playing for or to get to.
Bob went and monkeywrenched the whole plan by asking his annoying buddies to come with us.

Iowa St. beat OSU?? The BCS has just been monkeywrenched!
monkeywrenched by Allynius November 19, 2011