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Matthew Stulp 

An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!
A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!
Matthew Stulp by Sophia Fiscella September 4, 2011

mattews shopping list 

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
mattews shopping list by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

matthew star 

Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.
Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star
matthew star by PewPewshots April 20, 2018

Matthew Sutton 

A rap-soul recording artist from Los Angeles, California known for appearing on the "Word Warriors 3" documentary with Malcolm-Jamal Warner.
"Hey have you heard that new Matthew Sutton song?"

"Yea man, He's such a great soul singer."
Matthew Sutton by MiguelCruz August 1, 2020

Matthew Spurs 

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
Matthew Spurs by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021