cunt mammoth 

A fucknut, idiot, douchebag, retard, jackass, Justin Bieber fan, generally every negative name out there.

Closely related to pussy panda, asscrack jerboa, douche buffalo, and prostate gremlin.

"Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich, bitch."
"Go impale your ass with a broom, you fucking cunt mammoth."

cunt mammoth by Catacombic Spelunker April 10, 2010

mammoth 

Large furry creature, elephant like. (Exstinct)

Oh look there's a HUGE wooly mammoth!

mammoth by Frannie October 6, 2003

Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

Malmotic by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013

mammoth tits 

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

mammoth tits by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

mammoth mouth 

The phenomenon of which extreme cold climate conditions causes facial hair to freeze due to exhaled air and/or discharged moisture from the nose and mouth.

Frank had some pretty gnarly mammoth mouth after he was out ice fishing all afternoon.

mammoth mouth by Brake Dance Bear February 18, 2018

mammoth mami 

A female that it bigger than your average obese woman

Damn thats a mammoth mami

mammoth mami by What an ass June 2, 2021

Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting

Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense

Wooly mammoth by Big d113 June 21, 2018