Skip to main content
an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.
that douchebag is a total kale.
Kale by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010
Related Words
kaleb kale Kaleigh kaley Kalen Kalea kalei Kaleah Kaleo kaleidoscope
A complete faggot smaller then most his age is even smaller where it counts (his dick) he loves ugly women with nice bodies he loves girls but is hated by fellow guys this man will usually be shot or as people hope suicide will come to him mind.
Person 1:How would u describe kale?

Person 2: definition of a faggot
Kale by Pooppeeepipi May 1, 2016
The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum
Oh boy kale is massive
Kale by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
Head count?”
“There is a kale”
Kale by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020