jammy rape 

When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.

Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.

jammy rape by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

jammy bottoms 

Something a gay guy sleeps in.

When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bottoms. He must be gay.

jammy bottoms by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

Jammy Side Down 

A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.

*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit

Jammy Side Down by Nokia God May 2, 2016

Jammy pants 

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

Jammy pants by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

Jammy Jams 

(n.) The art of having a pajama party. When a group of college students gather to partake in snuggling, movies, and munchies with the intention of spending the night in the designated LOLcation of jamming.

(v.) Jammy Jamming

Matt: We jammy jamming tonight?
Liz: Hellz yeah! I brought my jammy jams and popcorn.
Zach: JAMMY JAMS?!??! I LOVE JAMMY JAMS!

Jammy Jams by Liz Watson March 29, 2008

Jammy Fuck 

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

Jammy Fuck by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009

Jammy Dodger

A nickname for someone called jamie

Person 1: "what's up jammy dodger"
Jamie: "not much how bout you?"

Jammy Dodger by Whblue July 27, 2023