Diplomatic Immunity 

A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.

The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.

"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"

"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"

"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"

Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity

Diplomatic Immunity by fandango8 January 27, 2010

voice immunity 

After a period of time together, couples become "immune" to each others voices.

After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.

"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?

voice immunity by Tina Ballance March 12, 2008

cliquomatic immunity 

Pronounced Clique-O-matic immunity
Ones ability to interact with all social groups while not necessarily conforming to the standards of any particular social group (clique)

ex. A person who may hang out with the skaters one day then punk rockers, nerds or jocks the next day

New kid: hey is that chad chiilin with the nerds I thought he was and jock
Other guy: Nah he has cliquomatic immunity he is free to chill with whoever he wants.

cliquomatic immunity by danimal799 July 11, 2010

Meme Immunity 

Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.

When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.

People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."

Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."

Meme Immunity by Cherry_Cola October 30, 2016

Terd Immunity

The point at which a significant percentage of those who are living life per usual have been infected, thereby driving down case rates as the rest of us remain hunkered down.

Good gravy, those assholes are gathering so hard they’ll reach Terd Immunity in no time!

Terd Immunity by Lord Dumbello December 16, 2020

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

Dicklomatic Immunity by plasticpb July 7, 2014

menstrual immunity 

n. a woman's belief that, when she is having her period, she is exempt from normal standards of social appropriateness and nicety, as well as being immune to the confines of logical thought and behavior.

I asked Mary how she was doing, she flicked me off and told me to "Shut the f#%* up. She thinks that's an OK way to act since she's got menstrual immunity.

menstrual immunity by igomi24 June 14, 2010