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Steak and Ice Cream 

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.
3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

My/Mochi Ice Cream 

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.
Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

Ice Cream Date 

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.
"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."
Ice Cream Date by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019

Ice Cream Poacher 

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
Ice Cream Poacher by jpm1983 October 6, 2010

vanilla ice cream cone 

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
vanilla ice cream cone by PnBOX November 11, 2021