Hamburglar 

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"

A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar

Hamburglar by sleepingsquirrel May 6, 2009

hamburglar 

A person with red hair.

You: "Hey, look at that filthy, soulless, ginger-pubed ranga over there!"

Educated Friend: "What, the hamburglar?"

hamburglar by Daniel Rose August 8, 2007

hamburglar 

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

hamburglar by Chris Justin Jeremy April 1, 2005

hamburglar 

Cyrus Ghahremani.

Mmmm, nothing like a good ol' quarter poun---HEY! THAT LITTLE KID JUST JACKED MY BURGER! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!

hamburglar by Pee May 8, 2003

Hamburglar 

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.

This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.

Hamburglar by DyceMan May 20, 2010

hamburglar 

I cock smoking master.

That guy is a real hamburglar.

hamburglar by mr.twiss October 29, 2003

Hamburglar 

A person who is obsessed with hamburgers and/or veggie burgers. So obsessed that he/she would steal them

Oh my goodness! That was my last hamburger! Joey, why would you steal that from me? You are such a hamburglar!

Hamburglar by Anna Mangina February 9, 2009