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Gloriana 

Very sexy, strong, smart, beautiful, short, stubborn, funny, caring,smiles with her eyes, has a sexy booty with a beautiful mind!!
Gloriana is the definition of sexy!
Gloriana by Ging888 May 23, 2018

Glorious Disaster 

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
glorious mess by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005
A girl who hates herself even though everyone calls her beautiful and is very emo and has too many fake friends. Everyone is rude to her for no reason and always hate her and post rude things about her which knocks her confidence. At first Gloria is very shy but as you get to know her she will be much nicer and more confident to hide the sadness she feels inside. She thinks she is really ugly although people say she's pretty af and whenever she posts a photo of herself on Instagram she deletes it no matter how many likes or comments it has because she will think it's not good enough. Please, if you know a Gloria, give her a compliment, chat with her, talk to her, share your food with her, hug her, make her feel wanted.
Gloria: *deletes Instagram photo*
Person 1: Hey why'd you delete it? It was really nice!
Person 2: Yeah you looked so pretty in it!
Gloria: Don't know, just felt like it.
Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.
Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!
Glorpe by Raven Misfit April 19, 2009
She's a perfection everybody wan't her but she's hard to have she got that curves that every girl wants she got that booty that everyone want to grab it she got that body that every one want it she's perfect she's gorgeous She has many talents she's so hot with a good character she have also a Bad side but her Good side is full of Gold she got that Hips wich mix with African and Hispanic Hips She's a perfection
Boy 1 : Damn that booty
Boy 2 : Damn them curves
Boy 1 : That Sexy hips
Boy 2 : She's a perfection
Both : she's a Gloria
Gloria by Freddiegimmer January 2, 2017