A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

A Garner by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019

Brett Garner

a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ on chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes

Brett Garner is a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ o n chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes

Brett Garner by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020

Aaron Garner 

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

Aaron Garner by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

Lewis Garner 

My Name

Me: I’ll type in my name cool Since I have to define it Lewis garner

Lewis Garner by CactusPete January 26, 2021

Logan Garner 

Logan Garner is someone funny, incredibly sweet ONLY when you get to know him. He’s someone who is so loving when he wants to be. He’s a little closed off but once you get to know him or you’re pretty good friends with him, he opens up a little more. He like corn hole and is really good at golf, so he says. He’s just an amazing person in my eyes. It sucks because i was one of his closest friends, one of his only friends really. He was always so nice to me and nothing but such a genuine person. We could have a conversation going for hours without there being any silence. no awkwardness what so ever. He used to make me laugh so hard to the point of tears in my eyes. He loves “your mom” and that’s what she said jokes, pretty good at making them too. (but not as good as me) Hes competitive. But not the sore loser type competitive. He’s the type of competitive i love. The type that would just mess with you playfully but still take whatever he’s doing serious. He’s determined. He could make me feel better instantly, and i could never stay mad at him. Hes really smart too. He used to give me all my math answers. He’s someone you can count on. Someone you can trust with anything. I used to be someone he cared about deeply. But i destroyed all of that, and i don’t think i’ll ever get back. And that really sucks. So Logan, i miss you so incredibly much. I wish you could see that. I’m so sorry for everything that happened and just want things to be the way they used to. My second half.

Logan Garner, i’m sorry.
-Jane

Logan Garner by buckandruger August 31, 2021

Glen Garner, NJ 

A small mountain town near Califon. Scenic with car racing meetups across the street from Ono Rosa pub.

Glen Garner, NJ is a cozy town no one knows about.

Glen Garner, NJ by Counteridiocy September 10, 2022

Morgan Garner 

Morgan Garner is the hottest intellectual you will meet. She is kind and usually has one of the biggest smiles you will ever see. She is equivalent to an angel but can turn against you if you repeatedly treat her like shit. She usually stands up for the underdog and won’t give in without a fight. She can also be very aggressive and if you are a guy, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Although she may portray to be a dumb blonde, she is highly skilled at knowing the tea and she knows that most guys aren’t shit. She is well-rounded and is good at anything she puts her mind to. Be her friend and love her because she can be very insecure and anxious but that love will bounce right back to you. She is like a dog — very playful and outgoing, is ALWAYS hyper and does crazy things. If you know a Morgan Garner in your life, DON’T LOSE HER. You will regret it.

“Is that a Morgan Garner because she is so hot and she also cares about other people and is good at everything”

Morgan Garner by BaileyKerrigan23 January 1, 2019