Fossil Pants 

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

Fossil Pants by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.

All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.

vanity floss by aerinha May 22, 2006

love floss 

When a pubic hair acquired during cunnilingus becomes caught in one's teeth or in one's mouth.

Person 1: Man, this bush hair stuck on the back of my tongue is killing me!

Person 2: Aw, that's nothin' but a little love floss...

love floss by Waddy Wendell January 15, 2014

Flassing 

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.

Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.

Flassing by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012

frossing 

The act of being hit square in the anus by a powerful jet of superheated water from a natural source, such as a geyser, as a result of voluntary placement of one's self above a known vent of such a discharge.
This constitutes a popular way to end one's life in places such as Iceland.

Damn, Gyda just commited frossing when the bank told her she lost all the savings she was hoping to buy a pony with!

frossing by Spellweaver January 28, 2009

bum floss 

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

bum floss by S_t_G October 14, 2004

butt floss

Generic term for thong underwear.

Damn all the girls in this club have their butt floss riding high out of their skirts.

butt floss by mrlucretius August 22, 2012