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strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser
strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

tape master flex 

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"
tape master flex by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010

flextape 

Use flextape to hide the bodies in seconds
flextape by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

flextape 

The thing that fixes a lot of damage
Phil Swift, thats a lot of damage, now lets fix this with the multipurpose flextape
flextape by KoolKid6996 December 15, 2020

flextapesexual 

Flextapesexual is the feeling when you are sexually, physically, and romantically attracted to the idea of dating and loving the man who created flex-tape, or loving flex-tape itself. Very similar to Bisexual!
Josh: Hey bro, I've been meaning to tell you something
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Josh: I'm gay, but only for you, bro <3
Jimmy: uhh bro Im sorry but, Im flextape sexual-
Josh: YAY- wait flextapesexual?
Jimmy: Yeah bro, look it up on urban dictionary

Josh: bro

Flextape 

Flextape is the creation of god who lent his power to humans to fix any issue, excluding communism.
Flextape is amazing!
I know, it’s better than xbox!
Don’t go that far, Bumblebee!