Excremental 

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

Excremental by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

extrament 

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

extrament by flyingdog May 17, 2008

Mexcrement 

A derogatory and most unfavorable opinion used to describe illegal, undocumented Mexican citizens who come into the United States. An amalgamation of the words "Mexican" and "excrement."

People in the neighborhood began to worry about their property value once the Mexcrement began moving in.

Mexcrement by Accu May 31, 2006

excrellent 

fantastically shitty. combines excellent and excrement.

like if your boss has a low-end vocabulary and suggests that you work your day off in a way that you know you can't refuse you can give him a big smile and say, "Excrellent! I'll be here Saturday at 7am!" and if he even hears that you aren't saying excellent he will just think it's like all those other words he hears that he doesn't know and he'll infer from your smile and body language that it's something good. but really it isn't. and you keep your job too.

excrellent by mr. humann May 19, 2010

Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.

See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”

Excitement of chickens by QueenKOT May 29, 2018

Faux-excitement 

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.

A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).

Faux-excitement by haxico December 12, 2010

sexcrement 

Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.

Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.

sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011