South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

South Dakota Fire Drill by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025

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Dill-Snow

A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".

Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!

Dill-Snow by Uncle Funcle November 1, 2019

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Dill Spear

1. A person lacking effectiveness, such as taking a portion of dill pickle into battle in place of a weapon, or
2.A term of derision referencing a male, purportedly of small or flaccid penis, or lacking sexual prowess or experience.

Nice work, Dill Spear, did you actually think your pinto was going to smoke that camaro?

Dill Spear by Andrew the Coiner, Ron the Drummer March 24, 2008

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honey dill sauce

a combination of mayo, honey, some finely chopped fresh dill and maybe a tiny bit of mustard. incredibly versatile. goes well with chicken (in any form), french fries, hash browns and i've seen some people eat it with pork. absolutely delicious and irreplaceable. if you don't like honey dill sauce there is something wrong with you.

"chick fings please"
"You want honey dill sauce with those fings?"
"uh, DUH!"

honey dill sauce by guitarhero2 March 7, 2012